The Answers to the Third Bible Quiz at Squirrels Island!

I know you all think I made this stuff up, and I lie about god. Well here you go gentle reader, the verses in the bible that show you and prove to you that the Squirrel does not lie!!

1. Who is to judge all?

Correct answer: D. (Both A and B) " To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,
" (Hebrews 12:23).BUT here we read this:"2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
" (1Corinthians 6:2).

2. When people in the bible did not obey god, how did he punish them?

Correct answer: D. (All of the above.) "27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
" (Deut 28:27), "21 But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses.
22 The Lord said, I will bring again from Bashan, I will bring my people again from the depths of the sea:
23 That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same.
"(Psalms 68:21-23), "2 Ye shall utterly destroy all the places, wherein the nations which ye shall possess served their gods, upon the high mountains, and upon the hills, and under every green tree:
3 And ye shall overthrow their altars, and break their pillars, and burn their groves with fire; and ye shall hew down the graven images of their gods, and destroy the names of them out of that place." (Deut 12:2-3), "14 Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
15 And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day." (2 Chron 21:14-15), "12 Either three years' famine; or three months to be destroyed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh thee; or else three days the sword of the LORD, even the pestilence, in the land, and the angel of the LORD destroying throughout all the coasts of Israel. Now therefore advise thyself what word I shall bring again to him that sent me." (1 Chron 21:12).

3. Should you feel happy when you kill certain infants?

Correct answer: A. (Yes) "8 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (psalms 137:8-9).

4. Which animals are mentioned in the bible?

Correct answer: B. (Unicorns) "9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?" (Job 39:9-10).

5. Should we covet?

Correct answer: D. (A and B) "9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." (Romans 13:9), "31 But covet earnestly the best gifts: and yet show I unto you a more excellent way." (1 Chpr 12:31).

6. What color was Jesus' robe?

Correct answer: D. (Both A and B) "28 And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe." (Matt 27:28), "17 And they clothed him with purple, and platted a crown of thorns, and put it about his head," (Mark 15:17), "2 And the soldiers platted a crown of thorns, and put it on his head, and they put on him a purple robe," (John 19:2).

7. Over how many provinces did King Ahasuerus, rule?

Correct answer: A. (Over 127) 1 Now it came to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an hundred and seven and twenty provinces:) (Est 1:1)

8. Does God hate anyone?

Correct Answer: C. (He really hated Esau, I mean really hated.) " And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness." (Mal. 1:3), " As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated." (Romans 9:13)

9. Does God allow you to sell your daughter into slavery?

Correct answer: A.(Yes.) “And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation, he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. If he take him another wife: her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish” (Exodus 21:7-10).

10. From where did Jesus ascend to heaven?

Correct answer: D.(All of the above) "50 And he led them out as far as to Bethany, and he lifted up his hands, and blessed them.
51 And it came to pass, while he blessed them, he was parted from them, and carried up into heaven." (Luke 24:50-51), "14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.
15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God." (Mark 16:14-19), "9 And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight.
10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel;
11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.
12 Then returned they unto Jerusalem from the mount called Olivet, which is from Jerusalem a sabbath day's journey." (Acts 1:9-12)

Well gentle reader, yet again we have tested your knowledge of the bible and we hope you have learned a thing or two!

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!